Important safety warnings!

It is Christmas eve and I am up late putting together some toys for our kids. I just came across a little sheet of paper that came with one of them. It says "Important safey instructions" at the top, so being the reasonable prudent person that I am, I read them. It is a list of 10 instructions. I found the first 4 very interesting. I am not making this up: Important Safety Instructions: 1. Read these instructions. 2. Follow these instructions. 3. Keep these instructions. 4. Heed all warnings. 5. .... and on it goes from there...